Tyler's truisms

  • Committee’s Mantra
    Much work remains to be done before you can announce your total failure to make any progress.

  • Commuter Decree 
    The light at the end of a tunnel is only a train, and it’s not yours anyhow.

  • Kersten’s Rule
    There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

  • Procrastinator’s Adage
    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

  • Rule of Hospitality
    Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying, “Thank you,” though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent.