• Rule of Monday Morning Quarterbacking
    Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. 
  • Code of Audacity
    The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

  • Rule of Reciprocation
    When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water. 
  • Ashleigh Brilliant’s Credo
    To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.