• Bryant’s Punchline Axiom
    “He who laughs last … just didn’t get the joke."

  • Debtor’s Axiom
    “Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.”

  • Facts of Life Expense
    “The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.”

  • The Morning Paradox
    “It takes forever to fall asleep at night and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.”

  • Newton’s Third Law Critique
    “For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.”