• Boyle’s truism 
    One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.

  • Macomber’s law of circumstances 
    If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. 

  • Frank Ross’ law of supply and demand 
    If something’s old and you’re trying to sell it, it’s obsolete; if you’re trying to buy it, it’s a collector’s item.

  • Charles M. Schulz’s adage
    Don’t worry about the world ending today …. it’s already tomorrow in Australia. 

  • Stinnett’s stride 
    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. 

  • Margaret Thatcher’s credo
    Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.