• Dreamer’s Decree
    “Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep in late.”

  • Prosperous Platitude
    “If at first you don’t succeed, try not to look too astonished.”

  • Andy Rooney’s Law of Discipline
    “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”

  • Bill Cosby’s Breath Saver
    “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”

  • Isaac Asimov’s Testament to Intelligence
    “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”