• Brault’s Launch Maxim
    “There is nothing more essential to getting a project off the ground than underestimating the budget.”

  • Compromise Dilemma
    “The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway usually is a poor judge of distance.”

  • Jami’s Law of Substitution 
    “Tolerance is a virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.”

  • Procrastinators’ FIFO Interpretation
    “If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.” 

  • Schulz’s Insomnia Epiphany
    “Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can’t answer.”